How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Shout Bingo Jokes More Shout Bingo Jokes

How do you get fifty old women to say f**k?

Shout "Bingo!"

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them