What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.