What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them