What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them