What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)