What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.