Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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