Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.