Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !