Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.