Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.