What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child