What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.