What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child