How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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To get to the other side.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...