How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.