How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.