How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)