How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.