How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.