How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.