How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.