How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.