How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."