How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.