What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What do you call an italian pro-gun activist?

Pro-shooto

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.