What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin?

Because he's aloof-a

What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish?

Testosteroni.

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.