What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.