What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either