What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage