What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.