What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this