What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

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