What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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Whitney Houston's nose

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

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Carefully!

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A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!