What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.