What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside