What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals