What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine