What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.