What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!