Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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M Jokes More M Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Ton Ton Jokes More Ton Ton Jokes

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !