Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Tatooine Jokes More Tatooine Jokes

What do you and Tatooine have in common?

You both have two sonssuns.

What is the room temperature on Tatooine?

Lukewarm

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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Internal Temperature Jokes More Internal Temperature Jokes

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.