When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.