When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.