What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

A: Every man for himself.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!