What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."