What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.