Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!