Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.