Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.