How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.