How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!