How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.