Bank Robber Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.