The first herd shot round the world!
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
They have the best schools for it.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A headache.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
With a culator
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
They herd
You herd me!"
Because the lime was engaged.
He had no attachments.
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
An orbyte
