What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.