What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!