The first herd shot round the world!
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Han shot first.
Both were shot in Vegas
Ask the oldest one to speak first.
A communitree
Because the steaks were too high...
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
It was a child predator.
By predigree-mail.
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
To find out the latest on gum control legislation.
