What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.