What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.