What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.