What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name