What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name