What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.