What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"