What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"