What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Shepard Jokes More Shepard Jokes

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"