Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.