Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.