Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"