What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off