Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
The Triple Entendre.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A ditch.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
Because they hate it.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
Word,yo.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
i'm serious... help.
A Navy Bean
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case