What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off