What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress