What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did one fly say to the other?

your man is down'

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.