What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.