What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!