Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.