What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!