What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.