What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.