What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.