What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!