What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"