Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf