Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.