What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Because omg they can't even.

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Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.