What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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You get repossessed.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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A: To study economics.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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A six pack and a potato

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Call B52!!

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UCLA

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"