How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Contortionist Jokes More Contortionist Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.