How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.