What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.