What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.