What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.