What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network