What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.