What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"