Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they offer a good celery.
So they could Starmie.
Daesh Network
I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
Because organ traders offer good price.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Thanks I'll just have a sliver !
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
An offer you can't understand.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
One always offer a snack bar after saying hello
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
A: Change.
None. They're old school.
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
Bye, son.
I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
In a blow up pool
Gotham City.
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
