Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
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Coffee Mug
Because they offer a good celery.
So they could Starmie.
Daesh Network
I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
Because organ traders offer good price.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Thanks I'll just have a sliver !
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
An offer you can't understand.
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A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
One always offer a snack bar after saying hello
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
A: Change.
None. They're old school.
A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
A Defective!
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
Menachem Vegan
Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!
It was a Good Year...
Because they have rubbers on their end.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !
Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks
Because he got Snowden!
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.