Offer Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.