Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
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Coffee Mug
Because they offer a good celery.
So they could Starmie.
Daesh Network
I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
Because organ traders offer good price.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Thanks I'll just have a sliver !
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
An offer you can't understand.
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A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
One always offer a snack bar after saying hello
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
A: Change.
None. They're old school.
They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....
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Windscreen vipers.
Try two pairs of stilts!
She was trying to blow the horn
It was too bright in here anyway.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
You Mariott
Ho, tell me where my money is!
Oil
hold a bingo !!
Intersect it with a plane.
Because, they're so darn stupid!