Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"