Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.