What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.