What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for