What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders