What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.