How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.