How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"