How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !