How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !