How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"