How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.