How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Previous Random Joke Next

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !