Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.