Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!