Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.