Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.