How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope