How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope