How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Goth Jokes More Goth Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)