How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)