What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.