What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Radish Jokes More Radish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish