What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.