What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.