What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish