What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why does OP never deliver?

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.