What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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Why does OP never deliver?

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who is she?

OP's mom

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.