Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.