Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im