Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !