Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke !

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.