Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
I'll column later.