Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!