A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
You stink at telling jokes."
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
The punchline was too long
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!