What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'