What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'