What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )