What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )