What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.