What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.