Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!