Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.