Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.