Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.