Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course