What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.