What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.