What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.