What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.