Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe