Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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The back of my hand.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop