Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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storage

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Because they fall through his hands.

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The second coming of Jess.

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The second hand shop.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop